Evian = Naive

Whenever I buy bottled water at a certain cafe that starts with C and ends in -offee Bean & Tea Leaf, they never fail to make mention, to emphasize even, that they only have Evian. Yes, your water is expensive, I know, but since that's the only one you carry, I'd still buy it, but putting an emphasis on such fact just pisses me off.

Oh by the way, Evian is actually Naive in reverse. It's just water, you twit!